Tuesday, June 26, 2007

The things I let them do to me


Vampire Brown

So not only do I NOT get enough space on my bed, I also have to humour my humans when they take photos of me. I didn't even realise this photo was taken till I saw Sharon downloading it on the laptop! Wonder what else is in store for lil ole me?


Friday, June 22, 2007

Waiting at the door...

For my favourite feeding/walking machines humans to come home!

Do they miss me as much I miss them?


Should I get a nose job?

What do you think?


Friday, June 15, 2007

Its getting squeezy in bed

Time to get a BIGGER bed? Woof (hint).


Monday, June 11, 2007

Some days are just Lazy Days...YAWN

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Velveteen Rabbit

"When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real."

Sharon and Jules have a game they play. They know I am real, but sometimes they (yes, overgrown teenagers) like to talk about how it would be if I were like a real human.

They always picture me as a dog but able to do human things, like go to school, drive (they said my paws have to be tied to the steering wheel as I don't have opposable digits) and go for buffets (there's no way they could replenish the food fast enough). I don't have to wear clothes though (Yay).

They always say I would be a very loving person. And pretty smart too (beams). And I wouldn't have to queue or ballot for a place in a popular primary school as Jules is from Nanyang Primary which would get me a place there automatically. So I would be off to a good start!

They insist I would't have very good table manners or social etiquette as I would still like to smell your butt or crotch and eat off the floor. But they say my big brown eyes would make up for it all (smiles).

They also said I probably will have little confidence but my friendliness will more than make up for that shortfall. I also may not have many friends because of the baggage (turned around and looked at my back and couldn't see any baggage) I carry but whatever friends I have, I will love love love!

I will probably have a weight problem (like Mommy) and a "must shave everyday" situation (like Daddy).

What they don't know is that I picture them as big huge doggies too! All the time. Then they would be home with me. Why would I want to be human?

Are your humans that strange too?


I have been Tagged!

Akira and Shiro tagged me! Now I have to tell you 7 things I never mention in my blog. And find 7 other doggies too!

Its really hard, I am such a "tell it all" doggie, what else can I tell you?

1. I am terrified of thunder
2. When I get scared, I hide under the chair or bed not realising the rest of my butt is sticking out in its full glory
3. I eat lots of bones and crap when I go for a walk, I just can't help it
4. I have bad breath (according to Sharon)
5. I hate peas and Tow Gay (Beansprouts) and I will pick them out with my teeth
6. I can spit cherry pits out really far
and this is a BIG secret,
7. Ahem, I am missing a nipple (ARRrrrhhhHH, can't believe I just told you guys that)

I tag
Fei, Jeannie and Jewel, Pearly, Buster, Jay, Ginger and Brutus

Any dirty little skeletons?


Monday, June 04, 2007

Happy Birthday Brownie Roo

We hope you know how deeply we love you
If only you knew the valuable lessons you taught and continue teaching us

You must have known we would be together forever from the first time you saw us
I remember you sitting outside my home, begging to be let in.

I remember being terrified of you - a very pregnant stray
You were such a brave doggie, getting beaten by the Evil living upstairs

And yet coming back to my home, because you knew...
You knew we were going to be soulmates
I often berate myself for not letting you into my heart earlier

I remember you stealing my shoe and running away with it
I still chuckle to myself when I think of that

You walked me across the carpark every day and watched till I safely crossed the street
You knew I would turn around to say goodbye
How did you know?

Our only regret is that we never had you as a puppy
We are sorry we were not there to protect you from getting the scars on your face
We wish we were there to help you mend your leg when you hurt it
Every time we see your bent leg and your scars, we feel such auguish

We shudder to think of you almost giving birth alone and we are eternally grateful to all who helped

If only we could turn back time, we would have loved you from the day you were born.

Happy Fifth Birthday Brownie Roobarka!


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