Conversations in the Brown Abode
Nooooo, I am subjected to the indignity of listening to stories about my...ahem...most private act. (Ok ok, granted I do it in front of the entire neighbourhood, but still, a brown doggy needs her space)
Jules : Oh yeah, that must have been the corn she ate last night.
Jules: Man she had a long poop today.
Sharon: You mean she took a long time before she finally pooped? Or she pooped for a long time?
Jules: No, I meant her poop was long, so long she had to raise her butt up for it all to come out and not touch her.
Sharon: She is really naughty.
Jules: How so?
Sharon: She held her poop cos she knows after she poops, she has to come home.
Jules: How do you know?
Sharon: Cos part of her poop came out and she made it go back in again!
Jules: GENIUS Doggy!!!
















